Grandpa’s Tool Rules Sign

$35.00

Grandpa’s Tool Rules – Teak Wood Engraved Sign

Bring a touch of humor and timeless wisdom to the workshop with this handcrafted “Grandpa’s Tool Rules” sign, expertly engraved into solid teak wood and finished with bold black-painted lettering that commands attention—and respect!

Featuring classic shop sarcasm, this sign lays down the law in true grandpa fashion:

DON’T touch them.

DON’T move them.

DON’T borrow them.

DON’T even look at them.

Laser-engraved for crisp detail and filled with rich black paint for maximum contrast, the sign is both decorative and durable. The natural teak grain gives each piece a unique, rustic character that fits right into any garage, man cave, or tool shed.

🛠️ Perfect gift for the grandpa who’s serious about his tools (and not afraid to let you know it).

🎁 Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because he deserves a laugh—and a warning sign.

Built to last. Meant to be obeyed. Loved by grandpas everywhere.

Grandpa’s Tool Rules – Teak Wood Engraved Sign

Bring a touch of humor and timeless wisdom to the workshop with this handcrafted “Grandpa’s Tool Rules” sign, expertly engraved into solid teak wood and finished with bold black-painted lettering that commands attention—and respect!

Featuring classic shop sarcasm, this sign lays down the law in true grandpa fashion:

DON’T touch them.

DON’T move them.

DON’T borrow them.

DON’T even look at them.

Laser-engraved for crisp detail and filled with rich black paint for maximum contrast, the sign is both decorative and durable. The natural teak grain gives each piece a unique, rustic character that fits right into any garage, man cave, or tool shed.

🛠️ Perfect gift for the grandpa who’s serious about his tools (and not afraid to let you know it).

🎁 Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because he deserves a laugh—and a warning sign.

Built to last. Meant to be obeyed. Loved by grandpas everywhere.